Who Cares?
Men are different - I’m sure you have
noticed - and one of the ways they differ from women is their attitude to their
bodies. Specifically, the way they think about their penises. (Not that women
have penises, but I’m sure you know what I mean.) Men are nuts about their
cocks.
Women do have a variety of hang-ups about
body shape - it is never quite what we would like - but for most of us these
are simply grumbling discontents. They do not strike at your essential identity
as a woman.
Somehow, men allow themselves to be defined
by their penises. At a very basic level, too. A big one means I’m a manly man.
A small one means I must be a wimp at the very least.
Beauty before Length
How can they be so simple? I recently read
that two thirds of men believe their penis is smaller than average - something
that just doesn’t make sense when you think about it. Compare this with the 80%
of men who believe they are better than average drivers - driving skill being another
attribute of masculinity.
Of course, most men would not recognise an
average penis if it bit them. They simply don’t know what is average, but they
are convinced it is a size or two larger than theirs. And nearly every man can
you tell how long their instrument is, down to fractions of an inch.
If only men were logical... but they are
not, and so they award themselves more points the longer their penis is. Simply
that. They don’t care if it is a handsome cock or a twisted, gnarly lump. Being
circumcised does not earn them any more or less points. They don’t care about
that, and they’re certainly not going to listen to your preference.
Personally, I think an erect cock that
curves nicely upwards looks better than a straight one, and it certainly
massages the g-spot more effectively. I would give extra points for an upward
curve, but who is listening to me? I’ve seen some cocks with quite alarming
bends to one side or the other - they can be intriguing and should score highly
in the novelty category...
Who thinks about the length of a stranger’s
penis when he is trying to pick you up? Absolutely no-one, even though it would
be nice to warned about extravagantly long ones in advance (ouch!). Women in
general just don’t care. Size is not the issue at all. Your potential man does
not need length to be a great lover; he does need personality and skill.
A twisted, gnarly lump...
Still men carry the burden of their own
making - if big is beautiful, I must be ugly.
It’s just so stupid! What about gay guys?
Have you seen naked pics of beautiful gay models with big dicks? Where do they
fit into the size = straight masculinity equation? (I hope gays at least have
the commonsense to value beauty before size.)
Size doesn’t matter, but women have to be
careful what they say. No matter how big or small it is, it needs frequent
compliments. Never, ever compare it unfavourably to stalwart members you might
have met before, or you might have a suicide on your hands.
I’m going to have a tee shirt printed up
saying Any length - as long as you know what to do with it. Perhaps I’ll do
some bumper stickers and fridge magnets too. Anything to convince men that
women just don’t share their obsession with length.
Although, let me think about this a little.
I might not care so much about long, but thick can be very pleasant. Something
I can’t get my hand around... Mmmh!
Jacqueline lives in Far North Queensland,
on the shore of the Coral Sea. She keeps herself busy with her cats and garden,
and by writing books - some of which are far too naughty for her own good. You
can find out more about Jacqueline and her books at www.jacquelinegeorgewriter.com
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