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Friday, April 29, 2011

FRIDAY UPDATES & FUNNIES!

Man Candy - Simply Gorgeous
Good morning, sweeties! Do you like the picture above? Another one I purchased for use on my website and for my up-coming book trailer. I love it - the guy has a bod...

I've been thinking about revamping the blog and website. But first I must tell you, we've decided to stay on native soil for our trip. Since there have been so many issues, the time is running out and I haven't received any refunds yet. So my daughter and I have made the choice to stay in Canada. Thank God for my Avion Visa rewards points! I managed to get both plane tickets and our first two nights in a hotel free! YES FREE! Amazing isn't it. LOL All I had left was some spending money (not a lot) but it was enough to suffice for another, less expensive alternative. So, we're heading to the maritimes for fourteen days. I've rented a car and we have lots of relatives out there. Everything has been booked and I can't tell you the relief! I phoned one of my Aunts yesterday and she was ecstatic with the news. I haven't been back east for fifteen years. ^_^!! No travel visas, no money exchanging, no unnecessary, costly and useless insurance - the savings are huge! And at least I speak the language - well kind of. LOL

I will continue to post while I'm away. As I've recently learnt, with blogger you can preschedule your posts (okay so I missed that one), which is totally awesome! Now if the weather would smarten up, our trip will be perfect. Unbelievable - did you hear it snowed in Calgary today and Manitoba? WTF? It is almost May. Hey I know I live in the Great White North, but normally we do have four seasons (yes we do for the non-believers)! LOL 

And did you catch the royal wedding?? LMAO I did, thanks to my hubby. He ran out to work last night around 9:00 PM and then rushed home for the 1:00 AM viewing (my time Pacific). Seriously, he sat there until 2:00 AM and I finally grabbed the remote and said enough. I was bagged last night and though I love England (the mother land) I still needed my beauty sleep. My hubby is a royal watcher and he loves the news (all day long OMG)! I hardly, if ever, watch TV. I can't be bothered. I read enough with my internet news reports, that I don't need to watch the death and destruction live. Rather a downer, I think.

Anyway, getting back to my blog. I think when I return from holidays I'm going to revamp the whole thing. Need to lighten it up with the colours, rearrange and basically clean it up. Some pages are too long, some too short - yuck! :P I'm going to attempt the same with BRB.com Actually I've built a completely new website for BRB. I've been working on it for a year now (on the side). Different approach. 

In other news I'm working on the edits of my next release! YEAH! Finally. This is how it stands. I have all the release dates. Starting on June 15-11 Master of Illusion, July 15th Master of Destruction, August 15th Master of Salvation. And Devotion 3 which is nearly (yes I know, for those who have asked) thank you for your patience, is just about ready for edits. Not sure when it will be released (EIC) will inform once I get it in, but it should be out some time this summer. 

As well as here @ BRB I've posted at RLJ! I think I shocked my fellow writers? LOL Check it out. Okay so now that I've chattered enough, I thought I'd post some funnies! I get tons of emails all the time and some are hilarious. Thought I'd share! And don't shoot the messenger. I have nothing against blondes, but these were good! HEHEHE Have a laugh and enjoy the day! I'll be back this weekend to post maybe a free read or yaoi - haven't decided yet.

Happy Yaoi Hunting!
Blak Rayne
 


DISNEYLAND
Two blondes were going to Disneyland .  They were driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT.  They started crying and turned around and went home.
  
FLORIDA OR MOON
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'  The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????'
CAR
TROUBLE
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
mechanic it died.  After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.
She says, 'What's the story?'
He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
SPEEDING TICKET
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
KNITTING

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'  The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'
IN A VACUUM
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
FINALLY,
THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?'  'HELLLOOOOOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs'! 

1 comment:

  1. LOL A Comedienne now, huh?

    LOL

    Well I'm glad you have the trip somewhat sorted. Sorry that the Japan trek was cancelled but safety first! :)

    ReplyDelete